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The Yo Yo President

by Thomas Davis

Our yo yo President (I liked yo yoing when I was a kid)
has been doing a lot of yoing lately.
Tariffs are up--or down,
or maybe tomorrow they’ll yo again.
Walmart suggests increased expenses,
brought about by higher tariffs,
will result in higher prices in their big box stores,
and Trump’s snarl of rage
yos like a tornado through the news media--
those evil instruments of darkness.

But let me tell you,
the slightly overweight clownish ring master
with orangish hair that looks like a wig
who has a bright red face
is a yo yo master.
He spins words and emotions down, walks them around,
and then pulls them back up
until his supporters are spinning
like a mad field of glorious tops,
sparking emotion, rage, laughter,
and feelings of we've got the elites now!
all of the place.

And they are the calm ones
as the media dances, his opponents foam,
and what has been no longer is.
Topsy-turvy is just the yo yo master
yoing his yo, claiming that everything destructive
of the old order is, after all, a jest--
even if some child in Africa dies of hunger or disease
because of what he’s done.
Of course, the dead are the undead.
We all know that.

Lately he’s been yo yoing out pardons
to insurrectionists, crooks, tax cheats,
and crooked politicians (as long as they’re Republican).
At the same time, he’s accepted a flying palace
from a rich Arab nation eager to buy his favor
and hawking worthless meme coins with His image.
He glorying in crypto, the path to becoming rich!
If your name is Trump,
And Tesla cars that his rich buddy Elon Musk sells.
Mostly, he’s stuffing his and his family’s pockets
While removing cash from those who believe in Him.

The South African President told him,
after he found out he was leading a nation
of racists against white people,
that if he had an airplane,
he’d give it to the Golden One.
The Golden One declared
that he’d sure accept something like that.
But, of course, the South African President
doesn’t have a flying palace,
and anyway, he’s one of those black men
that didn’t like Apartheid.
Too bad for him.

My own opinion is,
LET THE CORRUPTION RISE!
America has been the citie on the hill too long.
It’s time for poor people and regular citizens to suffer
while the rich have their opulent parties.
When the idea of American has been destroyed,
Trump, no longer the President,
will still be using his golden toilet
and proclaiming He’s the Greatest President ever!
in the entire history of the universe
and the Time of God, his Eternal friend!

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Putin’s Puppet Party (the PPP, used to be the GOP)

Thomas Davis

is on the roll of rolls.
I mean, tariffs are terrifying the world as Mr. Trump trumps his ego
with a paroxysm of actions that have Americans checking their wallets
and the rest of the world wondering who unlocked Pandora’s box this time.
But don’t worry,
Putin’s not worried.
Russia wasn’t hit with a single tariff.
After all, they haven’t signed on to the cease fire Mr. Trump said they’d sign,
and what’s happened?
The PPP has come out with excuses piled on excuses,
and the bombs have continued to blow up schools, hospitals, and power plants,
and Russian soldiers have continued to die
as they inch forward on Ukrainian soil,
and NATO is scared to death it’s collapsing
as Trump fumes about his allies and knows Putin is his best friend.

There was a time when the GOP was a stalwart against Communism.
The Red Menace was a plague that had to be stopped!
There was even a time when Dwight Eisenhower
stood as solid as a giant
and took on Facism worldwide and beat it
and then joined Churchill in decrying the evils of the Russian Empire.
I remember all that. Don’t you?
Eisenhower was once the President and the leader of the GOP.

But that’s old history now.
The PPP is in charge.
They have the majority in the Senate and the House of Representatives,
and Mr. Trump won a landslide by the skin of the skin of his teeth,
although he denies the latter part of that statement—
and don’t worry.
The stock market is collapsing,
a recession, or maybe stagflation, that strange beast, is around the corner,
and the entire world wonders what kind of new enemy has arisen in the west,
but the PPP is assuring us we can trust in Trump.
After all, Mr. Putin says we can.
I tell you, the PPP, even as it repeats endlessly strings of lies,
never leads anyone astray!

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